Dear The Decemberists,

Get bent!!!!

xo,
Me

WTF is the deal with this "long and short of it" bullshit!!! $50 to go see you? How're those egos coming along, pretty well it seems. Thanks for the $10 discount which will be waaaaayyy less than the ridiculous "handling" fees one will have to pay to buy TWO (required) tickets to go see you. Have fun filling your swimming pool with money, jackasses.